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Better Off Ted Episodes


Season OneEdit

Main article: Season One
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Pilot
"Pilot" March 18 2009
Directed by: Michael Fresco - Written by: Victor Fresco
We meet Ted Crisp, who is the head of Veridian Dynamics' research and development department (aka the best job in the world—so he tells us).
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Heroes Promo 4
"Heroes" March 25 2009
Directed by: Michael Fresco - Written by: Victor Fresco
Veronica takes a keen interest in Phil when he shows side effects from being frozen, but will she or his newfound irritating ego be his downfall?
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Through Rose-colored HAZMAT Suits
Directed by: Michael Fresco - Written by: Justin Adler & Victor Fresco
A daughter's day at the office turns a bit scary when a fire alarm—and some tense emotions between Ted and Linda—flare up.
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Racial Sensitivity
"Racial Sensitivity" April 8 2009
Directed by: Paul Lazarus - Written by: Victor Fresco & Michael Glouberman
As a racial conflict throws a wrench in productivity at Veridian, we discover that the emotional tie between Ted and Linda isn't exactly as simple as, er, black and white.
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[[Image:|220px|Win Some, Dose Some]]
"Win Some, Dose Some" April 15 2009
Directed by: Michael Fresco - Written by: Elijah Aron & victor Fresco
Our favorite Veridian employees get a little too wrapped up (literally) in competing with each other, to hilarious effect!
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[[Image:|220px|Goodbye, Mr. Chips]]
"Goodbye, Mr. Chips" April 22 2009
Ted is accidentally erased from Veridian's system entirely and the gang resorts to desperate measures to get him his job back.
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Get Happy
"Get Happy" May 5 2009
Directed by: Gail Mancuso - Written by: Victor Fresco & Michael Teverbaugh]]
Can the Veridian employees turn their frowns upside-down overnight? They can and will, if their boss has anything to say about it!
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You Are the Boss of Me
"You Are the Boss of Me" June 23 2009
Directed by: Paul Lazarus - Written by: Victor Fresco & Dan O'Shannon
Weird boss/employee friendships are brewing at Veridian but, uh, who's gonna teach Veronica that sharing is caring?
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[[Image:|220px|Bioshuffle]]
"Bioshuffle" June 20 2009
Directed by: Michael Fresco - Written by: Victor Fresco & Michael A. Ross
A little robot/human mishap leads to a shake-up in the office when Dr. Bhamba's biocomputer springs a dangerous leak all over Linda's desk.
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[[Image:|220px|Trust and Consequence]]
"Trust and Consequence" July 14, 2009
Directed by: Lee Shallat-Chemel - Written by: Victor Fresco & Mike Teverbaugh
Veronica tries to convince Linda to be the scapegoat after Veridian is sued for a faulty product, and Lem finds out that Phil lied to him about going to M.I.T..
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[[Image:|220px|Father, Can You Hair Me?]]
Directed by: Michael Fresco - Written by: Victro Fresco & Michael Glouberg
The family that steals from each other stays together.
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Jabberwocky Promo 2
"Jabberwocky" August 11 2009
Directed by: Michel Fresco - Written by: Victor Fresco & Michael A. Ross
Love makes people do stupid things.
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Secrets and Lives
"Secrets and Lives" August 11 2009
Directed by: Michael Spiller - Written by: Victor Fresco & Dan O'Shannon
What do you do when your secret life comes back to haunt you? Ask Veronica, and she'll tell you it sucks.

Season TwoEdit

Main article: Season Two
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Winding High Road Promo 6
"Love Blurts" December 8, 2009
Directed by: Michael Fresco - Written by: Victor Fresco and Kat Likkel
Veridian tries to play matchmaker for its employees, but the motives are less than altruistic. Ted's and Linda's matches cause friction between the two, and Veronica finds out that she's matched up with Lem.
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TLLL Promo 2
Directed by: Chris Koch - Written by: Tim Doyle and Victor Fresco
When a wave of layoff hits Veridian and little Rose seems to have inside info because of a friend in her Hive playgroup, Veronica tries to pump her for information, much to Ted's disapproval. Meanwhile, Linda is elated to sell her first children's book -- until someone points out that her lead character, a lemur, is the spitting image of Phil -- and Lem starts a passionate affair with one of the company lawyers, only to find out that his paycheck is being docked for the "billable hours" he's spending with his new girlfriend.
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Through Rose-colored HAZMAT Suits
"Battle of the Bulbs" December 22, 2009
Directed by: Michael Fresco - Written by: Justin Adler & Victor Fresco
Ted becomes jealous when Linda upstages him and desperately seeks another way to receive Veridian's approval, and Lem becomes upset when a colleague in the lab begins sleeping with his mom--a famous scientist who despises Veridian's work.
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Directed by: Paul Lazarus - Written by: Victor Fresco & Michael Glouberman
Ted gets in trouble with Veronica when he provides relationship advice to her new lover, and Phil and Lem compete over a new red lab coat that has mysteriously surfaced in Lem's locker.
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[[Image:|220px|The Great Repression]]
"The Great Repression" January 1, 2010
Directed by: Reginald Hudlin - Written by: Victor Fresco and Becky Mann
Linda and Ted face sexual harassment charges from an overreacting coworker, but Veronica's solution to the problem creates unexpected complications. Meanwhile, Lem and Phil try to save a robot that is replaced by a human.
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Beating a Dead Workforce
"Beating a Dead Workforce" January 5, 2010
Directed by: Marc Buckland - Written by: Victor Fresco and Ingrid Escajeda
Veronica exploits the death of an overworked Veridian employee in order to motivate the rest of its overworked workforce to work even harder to meet an important deadline.
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Get Happy
"Change We Can't Believe In" January 5, 2010
Directed by: Lee Shallat Chemel - Written by: Victor Fresco and Elijah Aron
Ted struggles with an overly talkative security guard who worships him and wants to be his best friend. Meanwhile, a terrified Phil and Lem face the prospect of working alone with Veronica for the first time.
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Communivationizing Promo 6
Directed by: Paul Lazarus - Written by: Victor Fresco and Michael Teverbaugh
A new corporate memo causes all Veridian employees to insult their colleagues, Ted tries to prove that he's not over-controlling on an MRE project, and Veronica suddenly feels uncontrollable guilt over her last promotion.
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The Long and Winding High Road
Directed by: Michael Alan Spiller - Written by: Victor Fresco and Michael A. Ross
Ted tries to take the high road with one of his bitter rivals in Research and Development after they come up with competing products, while Phil and Lem search for a scapegoat after they break the lab thermostat.
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Lust in Translation
"Lust in Translation" January 19, 2010
Directed by: Lee Shallat Chemel - Written by: Victor Fresco and Michael Shipley
Veronica tries to convince Linda to be the scapegoat after Veridian is sued for a faulty product, and Lem finds out that Phil lied to him about going to M.I.T..
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AMOAS Promo 2
"Mess of a Salesman" January 26, 2010
Directed by: Marc Buckland - Written by: Victro Fresco & Tim Doyle
Ted gets his brother a job selling lab supplies, and Phil and Lem go overboard buying items they don't need. Veronica is set to receive an award from the Veridian Foundation to help raise money for a charity she doesn't know about.
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[[Image:|220px|It's a Party and I'll Lie If I Want To]]
Phil and Lem create a new lie detector device which ends up creating havoc for Linda and her family. Meanwhile, Ted and Veronica use their respective daughter and niece as pawns to gain favor with Chet, the boss upstairs.
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[[Image:|220px|Swag the Dog]]
"Swag the Dog" October 19, 2010
Directed by: Michael Spiller - Written by: Victor Fresco & Dan O'Shannon
The Company implements a new reward system which Phil and Lem take advantage of. Ted and Linda try to stop office rumors that they are sleeping together, while Veronica gets stuck occupying the former CEO of Veridian.